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And When I Must be Clothed...
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Although I would rather be nude
like this... |
When I can't, then this is the
next best thing |
But when all else fails, then
its shorts, tee shirt and flip flops. |
There comes a time
when even the most ardent nudist has to wear clothes, but depending
on the circumstances and location it can be possible to keep
the clothing to a minimum. It the weather is at all warm then
shorts or swimming costumes are the sort of thing that I resort
to. Even when it is necessary to wear trousers, then underpants
are really not needed as they severely restrict your freedom.
My
favourite shorts are light weight running shorts made from thin,
almost silk like material. They tend to be so thin, that there
are slightly transparent. To make them even more comfortable,
I cut out the lining, so all that you are left with is a thin
light-weight shell allowing the breeze to pass through, past
your unsupported 'private parts'. The unsupported nature of the
resultant shorts does mean that the is not much hiding your 'modesty',
so you do have to take care when stepping over things or when
running, to prevent your 'unsupported bits' from putting in an
unwanted 'external' appearance.
My swimming trunks are
effectively the next best thing to nudity. Obviously given a
choice, then I always go to a beach where trunks are not needed
anyway. If the situation is unclear whether nudity would be accepted,
then on go the trunks to prevent any embarrassment. However they
are verging on the absolute minimum, in so far as they carry
out the legal necessities by coving the penis, but really do
not leave much to the imagination. As with the shorts, I remove
the lining to make them more comfortable. My favourite Kiniki
trunks are very old and have long lost much of their elasticity.
Although they cover my penis, they are now so thin that they
show every vein and wrinkle of skin, but they are legal, so they
do get worn. I'm sure that you will have seen them elsewhere,
but here they are again!
Just out of interest,
it would be interesting to know how many others have the same
attitude to me regarding un-necessary underwear and the delights
of wearing shorts and swimwear with the lining removed. If you
share my views, or even if you don't, why not drop me an email and have a chat about
the subject.
I'm never quite clear what
the situation is regarding coverage of the bum. In UK law I don't
think that there is any requirement to cover it, but even with
my disregard for clothing, I tend to keep some of my bum covered
so as not to appear too cheeky. There main outings for the trunks
are for use as cover-ups when nude walking and we meet textiles.
They also get worn on sailing holidays around the marina.
Although they are
called trunks, they very rarely get wet. On the odd occasion
that they do get wet, they go completely transparent!
Realising that
there are not many years left in my Kiniki's before they completely
disintegrate, I have recently started looking round for some
replacements. There are a few sites on the internet selling such
garments, but I have found it very difficult to find anybody
who sells a pair of 'trunks' that have minimal cover at the front
and some cover at the rear. The closest that I tend to get generally
has more than adequate cover at the front, but with a 'G' string
rear.
The best sites that I have
found are Kiniki, GIYZ Swimear and Skinzwear (if the link fails then
look for their style M47). The last two sites have adjustable
fronts and backs to their cossies. However if you are looking
for something really minimal, then have a look at Koalaswim and Beach & Dance. There are quite a few
other good men's swimwear websites around, which are best found
by searching for men + swimwear in your favourite search program.
Two other good links that do not often appear in search results
are Intersparta and Topman. There is no need for the girls to be
left out as I knw lots of you enjoy wearing skimpy cossies and
showing off your bits. An excellent website for the girls is
Bikini.com, but beware, the makers
label is almost as big as the cossie! The website also has some
quite daring cossies for men also!
Even as a nudist,
I find it difficult to resist buying some of this minimal 'clothing'.
The photos below show some of my more recent purchases.
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My faitful yellow Kinkis |
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Studwear's Roman Baithers |
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Studwear's Micro G Baithers |
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Bikini bottoms are not
cut full enough at the back but too full at the front. |
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Suits You design with adjustable
front |
I came to the conclusion
that the cossie that offered me best comfortable degree amount
of skimpyness was the Roman bathers. I liked the 'Suits You'
idea of an adjustable front, but the rear was just a bit too
large. So I decided to attack the the tan pair with a pair of
sissors to reduce the size of the rear, and also to make the
rear adjustable, in a similar fashion to the front. This is the
result of my sewing and cutting.
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From this .... |
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To this! |
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After proving that
the trunks could be sucessfully modified, I made the same modifications
to the yellow pair. Although the colour 'tan' did seem worth
buying at the time, I do prefere yellow. This is a sample of
just how the front and 'cut down back' back can be adjusted.
On our holiday to Paxos
in 2003 the new yellow cossie really got its first serious outing.
It was initially worn as a cover up to be used when walking past
houses that might be inhabited etc. The degree of coverage was
varied depending on whether we actually saw any people or not.
However, the more I wore them, the more I became comfortable
in them and my confidence grew, as although they were fairly
minimal, but when fully extended, they did cover all the essential
bits, plus a reasonable proportion of my bum.
One example of my increased
confidence was on Anti-Paxos, where I was walking as nature intended
along a beach. There was a taverva perched high above the beach,
which could not be resisted. There were some 200 steps up from
the beach providing a direct connection to the taverna. As it
was the main access path, I decided to wear the cossie just in
case met anybody coming down the steps. We arrived at the taverna
in a very hot and sweaty condition. It was deserted and the view
across to Paxos was magnificent. There seemed little point of
putting on a shirt, so I adjusted it for 'maximum cover', then
sat down and ordered two large beers. The photo opportunity was
too good to resist. However at this point a small boy emerged
from the taverna, who was attracted to us. From his closeness
of inspection, his was clearly intrigued by the cossie and its
contents. We just smiled, and after a short period he lost interest.
While I would not
generally wear just them to walk through town, I became quite
happy to wear them plus a 'tee' shirt, in town. When sat in a
sunny taverna, I would be quite happy to remove to tee shirt
and just sit in my cossie. Our favourite 'sun downer' taverna
was a very relaxed place, and as the beers slid down it was possible
to adjust the cossie 'adjust' to minimise its cover and maximise
exposure. I found that it was quite possible to sit in such a
way that my virtual nudity was not apparent to others in the
taverna (well I don't think so anyway!).
In
2008, I fealt that some of my mini cossies were getting a bit
tired, so I started to search for some replacements. My design
criteria was still the same, i.e. they had to make some effort
to cover my bum, but I was not too bothered about how skimpy
they were at the front. The material could be as thin as it liked,
but not quite 'see through' as they do get worn in public!
The ones that I came up
with were from an American company called Skinz. The style is called 'Super low cut rio'
which they also call M29. This is what they look like in the
catalogue.
I tend to go for
either bright or tan plain colours. I chose their tan colour,
which is 7403 in the catalogue, but I'm not sure if they still
do that colour. I was somewhat confused by the sizing. To me
most Americans are 'large'. I do not consider myself to be large,
but according to the sizing chart, I needed a large size, so
I too their advice, ordered a large pair, and to my surprise
the fit perfectly!
It really is quite clever how such a small garmet can cover all
this!
The material is
quite 'clingy' but not see through. As a result, it shows every
pimple under the material, so it leave very little to the imagination,
but you can not see through the material but is not see through.
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The
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When I wrote the
above section on what style of clothing I wear when I can't be
nude, I thought that the idea of wearing skimpy trunks with no
lining and short shorts, again with no lining, was a bit extreme,
and did not really expect to get much in the way of positive
replies. But I was wrong. It appears that there are quite a few
out there with similar views. At present I'm getting lots of
emails from people who modify their skimpy apparel as I do. I
addition to knowing that I'm not the only one, those replying
also feel comforted to know that they are not the only people
who adopt the style. I'm not tempted to create a separate page
on the subject because not even I can justify a 'clothes' section
in a 'nudist' webpage! But if you do share my liking for skimpy
apparel, then drop me an email and have a chat about
it.
A Skimpy Outing
 I was recently staying
for a few days in a hotel (on work) that had a good size pool
plus a sauna, steam room and jacuzzi. I used the facilities quite
a bit. I started off in my red cossie, which are fairly minimal.
Although all the other men were in their big baggy trunks, I
did not get any adverse reaction, in fact people (men and women)
were very friendly. Most of the users were members to the hotel
fitness club rather than being hotel guests.
I realised that the pool would be textile, although saying that,
I did manage a few nude lengths when I was the only person in
the pool, but even then I had to be aware of the CCTV cameras.
I was keen to discover what the dress code was in the sauna and
jacuzzi. The 'instructions to users' just said that appropriate
dress shall be worn. As far as I'm concerned, appropriate dress
in a sauna steam room or jacuzzi is 'no dress'! I always endeavoured
to use the sauna and steam room when I was fairly sure that they
were empty, as I did not want to frighten the natives unduly.
But once in the sauna or steam room, my cossie would be off so
that I could take advantage for the facilities as intended.
I could only take the heat for about 10 minutes, but during my
various sessions, I was joined by others (male and female) taking
advantage of the facilities. With the exception of one person,
there no comment regarding my nudity. He quite openly said that
he was also a nudist, but never realised that nudity was allowed.
I mentioned the rules requiring appropriate dress, and that I
had not received any complaints. So he took off his trunks and
we both took in the heat as nature intended.
There was one young lady (Suzie) who joined me in the sauna.
She was obviously not bothered by my nudity, and we sat there
chatting. The reason for my stay in the hotel was that I was
part of a large team manning a public exhibition for a government
agency. It turned out that she was also part of the team and
in fact worked for the same company (although she was based in
a different office). As part of our professional roles, we saw
each other at the exhibition. She mentioned that she enjoyed
the pool facilities at the hotel, but she resisted using the
expression 'I did not recognise you with your clothes on'.
 On one occasion I decided
to give the yellow cossie an outing. It is paper thin, offers
no support and goes transparent when wet. It is only a potential
problem when walking between the pool and other facilities, but
as the pool was never very busy, I just braved it out! The locker
system meant that you had a key, which you could attach to your
towel, which you could then hang up around the edge of the pool.
So there I was swimming up and down the pool, when I noticed
my towel (and key) had disappeared. My immediate thought was
that somebody had picked it up by mistake so there was no need
to panic, I then realised that the key gave access to my locker
which contained money and credit cards etc! Action was required,
so I jumped out of the pool and went to the locker room, but
fortunately my locker was still locked. I then decide to go to
the pool attendant to explain the situation. All this was of
course done in my wet limp transparent cossie. The pool attendant
was very understanding. She had duplicate keys which I could
use if necessary at then end of my session. So I returned to
the pool. I was amazed at just how little reaction my cossie
caused!
Tricks with Velcro
On the SOC nude walks it is often
necessary to 'cover up quickly'. The normal method is to slip
on a pair of shorts. However, this is not necessarily as easy
as it sounds especially when on a muddy footpath and trying to
do it in a hurry. "There must be an easier way" I thought,
and was spurred on by Phil who is an Australian who
developed something called a Trangle, which was crotchless 'g'
string with a hook attachment at the side. He maintains his website
called 'Scrubnud', which describes his nude
lifestyle 'down under' and reference to his Trangle. It sounds
as if trangles are still available, if you are interested, this
is Phil's
original advert.
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Phil's Trangle |
Always being inventive
and not afraid of having a go with needle and cotton, I decided
to apply the idea to a pair of my running shorts which had already
had the lining removed.
Initially one side
was carefully unpicked. Being running shorts, there was an overlap
of about 2cm in the material on the side of the leg, which was
the obvious place for a Velcro fastening. About 2cm of Velcro
was used to make the join. When Velcroed back together, the shorts
resembled their original style.
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The 'good' side 'unpicked' |
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The side joined by
Velcro |
The next task was
the crotch. Initially they were cut along the seam that joins
the front and back of the shorts. Velcro was attached and the
two halves joined up with out any problems in appearance. However,
the Velcro chaffed, and on subsequent designs the cut was made
about 2cm in front of the seam. This moved the Velcro sufficiently
far forward to remove the chaffing problem.
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The Velcro crutch
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When on, they look
just like the original garment and I'm quite happy to wear them
in normal textile surroundings on SOC walks (pubs etc). When
put on and the waist fastened, it is necessary to ensure that
the Velcro is securely fastened. The join is quite strong, however
failure to secure the Velcro properly could result in the join
coming undone, the result of which is instant and totally revealing,
much to the potential surprise of the publican and other non-textile
customers! It did happen to me at home while developing the design,
so I know just how instant the exposure is, but has never happened
in the real world! Like many things, the knowledge of knowing
that you are only a Velcro rip away from total exposure is part
of the fun of wearing them!
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Aparently a normal
pair of shorts |
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Un-do the Velcro
join at the side |
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Un-do the crutch
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Nude again!! |
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